ON WEDNESDAY'S SHOW...COREY FELDMAN!!

HE'LL TACKLE THE TOUGH QUESTIONS:

-WHAT'S HE BEEN UP TO LATELY?

-HAS HE TALKED TO 'THE OTHER COREY' (COREY HAIM..)

-WILL HE PROMISE CV TO MAKE NO MORE REALITY SHOWS???

FIND OUT WEDNESDAY!

HOW IS SHE HOLDING UP? SHE'S NERVOUS.

DOES SHE, TOO, THINK SHE'LL WIN THE 'DANCING' COMPETITION? NO, NOTHING WOULD SURPRISE HER!

IS IT OK TO SAY 'BREAK A LEG'??? YES. BUT SHE'D RATHER NOT, THANK YOU...

GOOD LUCK BROOKE!

WOW! THE LATEST BOND...JAMES BOND....MOVIE TOOK IN OVER 70 MILLION OVER OPENING WEEKEND!

RECENT POLL SHOWS THAT YES, MORE MEN GET INTO BOND THAN WOMEN...BUT STILL, ALMOST HALF OF THE LADIES ASKED SAY THEY ENJOY A GOOD BONDING ONCE IN AWHILE!

THEIR FAVORITE BONDSMAN? SEAN CONNERY! THE NEWBIE, DANIEL CRAIG, IS A 'WAIT AND SEE' FAVORITE, AS MORE PREFERRED TIMOTHY DALTON AND PIERCE BROSNAN OVER HIM.....

http://barbie.everythinggirl.com/grownups/web/anthem/barbieBuzzAnthem.aspx

A FUN TRIP DOWN MEMORY LANE WITH BARBIE!  ENJOY!

IF YOU'RE A FAN OF THE 'MEET THE PARENTS', AND 'MEET THE FOCKERS'  MOVIES YOU'LL BE HAPPY TO HEAR THAT ANOTHER INSTALLMENT IS ON THE WAY! THE 3RD MOVIE WILL BE CALLED EITHER 'THE LITTLE FOCKERS' OR                  'THE GOD-FOCKER'.... 

I FEEL SO NAUGHTY SAYING THAT!!

RUMOR HAS IT THAT YOUNG CODY LINLEY ON 'DANCING WITH THE STARS' HAS BEEN PARTYING IT UP--THAT'S FINE, BUT HE'S ONLY 18!

THE OTHER RUMOR IS THAT YOUNG CODY CAN'T HANDLE HIS LIQUOR. HE REPORTEDLY ENDED ONE NIGHT EARLY AFTER GETTING SICK INTO A COCKTAIL GLASS AND WAS IMMEDIATELY DRIVEN HOME BY THE PRODUCERS.

HER FAMOUS TOP 10 LIST WILL BE OUT NEXT MONTH, BUT ALREADY MAKING HER TOES CURL INCLUDE:

-TINA FEY

-MILEY CYRUS

-MICHAEL PHELPS

-TOM CRUISE (YES, AGAIN...)

NO WORD YET ON WHO HER #1 MOST FASCINATING PERSON IS...BUT MY GUESS IS EITHER OBAMA OR PALIN...OR MAYBE STAN. (SEE PHOTO)

STRONG REACTION JUST ONE DAY AFTER JENNY ANISTON CALLED ANGIE J 'UNCOOL'...

BRAD P WAS DRAGGED INTO THE MIDDLE OF IT, AND (I'M GUESSING) FORCED TO CALL ANISTON TO ASK:

"WHAT'S THE DEAL?? WE WERE BOTH TOTALLY THROWN BY WHAT YOU SAID ABOUT ANGELINA! WE THOUGHT YOU HAD MOVED ON?! APPARENTLY NOT!  I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU WOULD WANT TO RE-OPEN THAT OLD WOUND, ANYWAY?!"

WHO'S RIGHT? WHO'S WRONG? WHO'S SIDE ARE YOU ON?? TAKE OUR WEBPOLL TODAY!

CLICK ON LINK TO SEE HOW!

www.soldiertomovies.org

THANKS FOR THE INFO, BERNIE HINTZKE!

A COMPLETE LIST:

http://lifestyle.msn.com/your-life/bigger-picture/articlepm.aspx?cp-documentid=11258170&GT1=32001

HOW MANY CAN YOU DO??

(WE WISH!)

A MAN BY THE NAME OF JAMES R BERRY WROTE AN ARTICLE IN THE LATE 60S, PREDICTING WHAT LIFE IN 2008 WOULD BE LIKE. CLICK ON THE LINK TO READ IT! IT'S VERY INTERESTING!

http://voices.allthingsd.com/20080326/berry/

THE CONSUMER PROTECTION AGENCY SAYS TO BEWARE OF ANYONE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AND SELLING A $20 BOOK TO BENEFIT THE KIDS AT UW HOSPITAL IN MADISON. THERE IS NO SUCH SOLICITATION GOING ON AT THIS TIME FOR THEM.

A-YES, THIS IS DOUG THE GUY WHO SAT BEHIND ME IN 3RD GRADE.

B-HEY, ISN'T THAT STUART? THE NICE BOY FROM DOWN THE STREET?

C- THE CREEPIEST, MOST REALISTIC-LOOKING ROBOT EVER!!

IF YOU GUESSED C, YOU ARE CORRECT. CHECK HIM OUT ON YOUTUBE, BUT WE MUST WARN YOU! HE SPEAKS, MOVES HIS HEAD AND LOOKS TOO REAL FOR WORDS. HE ANSWERS TO THE NAME OF JULES.

JENNIFER ANISTON HASN'T HAD MUCH REALLY TO SAY REGARDING HER EX, BRAD PITT, AND HIS LITTLE LADY, ANGELINA JOLIE.

TODAY, SHE SUMS UP ANGE WITH 2 WORDS: 'VERY UNCOOL'.

CHECK OUT THE DECEMBER ISSUE OF 'VOGUE' FOR HER INTERVIEW REGARDING A LOT OF THINGS, INCLUDING HOW SHE FEELS TODAY ABOUT THE COUPLE . SHE SAYS THIS ABOUT ANGIE J. :

"I WAS BOTHERED BY HER NEED TO RECOUNT THE TIME FRAME OF HER ROMANCE WITH BRAD. THERE WAS STUFF BEING PRINTED THAT WAS DEFINITELY FROM A TIME WHEN I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON!  I FELT THAT THOSE DETAILS WERE INAPPROPRIATE  TO DISCUSS. AND THAT STUFF SHE SAID ABOUT HOW SHE COULDN'T WAIT TO GO TO WORK EVERYDAY?  (ON THE SET OF MR. AND MRS. SMITH, WHERE THE ATTRACTION STARTED BETWEEN BRAD AND ANGE..). THAT WAS REALLY UNCOOL OF HER TO TALK ABOUT."

ASKED IF SHE EVER SPEAKS TO  BRAD, SHE SAYS THEY HAVE EXCHANGED A VERY FEW KIND HELLOS...AND 'CONGRATS ON YOUR BABIES'.

SHE ALSO TALKS ABOUT HER RELATIONSHIP WITH JOHN MAYER. GOOD STUFF!

MADONNA HAS ISSUED HER LIST OF 'RULES' REGARDING GUY'S TIME WITH HER KIDS. HERE THEY ARE!

-NO NEWSPAPERS, MAGAZINES, TV OR DVDS.

-THEY BOYS MUST FOLLOW HER STRICT MACROBIOTIC, VEGETARIAN, ORGANIC DIET.

-WHEN DRINKING WATER, THEY MAY ONLY HAVE WATER THAT IS BLESSED BY A KABBALAH LEADER.

-THEY BOYS CAN ONLY WEAR THE CLOTHING MADONNA SENDS WITH THEM.

-THE BOYS' HANDS MUST BE DISINFECTED ON A DAILY BASIS.

-THEY CANNOT PLAY WITH ANY SPIRITUALLY OR ETHICALLY UNSOUND TOYS.

-THE KIDS CAN'T MEET ANY OF GUY'S NEW FRIENDS---ESPECIALLY GIRLS!

-THE KIDS CAN'T BE PHOTOGRAPHED WITH RICHIE...

-HE CANNOT DISCUSS THE SEPARATION WITH THEM

-MADONNA MUST BE IN PHONE CONTACT WITH THEM 3 OR 4 TIMES A DAY

-GUYS' PARENTS CAN'T HAVE ACCESS TO THEM

-AT BEDTIME, GUY CAN ONLY READ THE 'ENGLISH ROSE' BOOKS TO THE KIDS...YES, THOSE WERE THE BOOKS WRITTEN BY MADONNA! (HEY, AT LEAST THAT 'SEX' BOOK SHE HAD OUT IN THE 90S IS OFF LIMITS, TOO!)

----ANOTHER REALITY SHOW WITH NOTHING BUT PRETTY PEOPLE.

VANESSA MINNILLO (NICK LACHEY'S GAL PAL) HAS BEEN TAPPED TO HOST A SHOW CALLED 'TRUE BEAUTY' WHICH WILL DETERMINE (AFTER A SERIES OF CHALLENGES) WHO IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PERSON IN THE MANSION.

NOT SURE WHAT THE 'CHALLENGES' ARE THAT THEY SPEAK OF....HAIRBRUSHING? PREENING IN FRONT OF A MIRROR? WALKING WITH A BOOK ON THEIR HEAD? BEING 'FIERCE'???  

BY POPULAR DEMAND: CV'S KILLER BROWNIE RECIPE (READ ABOVE WARNING)

 1 BAG KRAFT CARAMELS

1 BOX GERMAN CHOC. CAKE MIX

1 CUP WALNUTS (OPTIONAL: I DON'T USE THEM....)

1 8 OZ CAN CARNATION EVAPORATED MILK

3/4 CUP BUTTER (MELTED)

3/4 CUP CHOCOLATE CHIPS

DIRECTIONS:

PREHEAT OVEN TO 350. 

MELT CARAMELS WITH 1/3 CUP EVAPORATED MILK. 

COMBINE CAKE MIX, 1/3 CUP EVAP. MILK, BUTTER AND NUTS. THEN PRESS 1/2 OF THIS MIXTURE IN A 9/13/2 PAN.

BAKE FOR 6 MINUTES AND REMOVE FROM OVEN. SPRINKLE WITH CHIPS AND THEN SPREAD CARAMEL MIX OVER TOP. CRUMBLE REMAINING MIXTURE OVER TOP . BAKE THIS AT 350 FOR 15- 18 MINUTES.