B93.3 POLL:

BLOWING OFF YOUR OWN FIREWORKS IS ILLEGAL IN MILWAUKEE. REPEAT. BLOWING OFF YOUR OWN FIREWORKS IS ILLEGAL IN MILWAUKEE. DO YOU BLOW OFF YOUR OWN FIREWORKS IN MILWAUKEE?

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BOOM! WOW! AHHH! COOL!


YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL EVENING NOW TO SEE COOL FIREWORKS!

GO TO http://fireworks.com/ AND CLICK ON THE DIFFERENT KINDS OF FIREWORKS THAT PHANTOM FIREWORKS OFFERS. IT GIVES YOU A PREVIEW OF WHAT THEY LOOK LIKE IN THE SKY!

 


WHERE TO FIND THE LEGAL FIREWORKS SHOWS TONIGHT!


CLICK ON THE LINK FOR FIREWORKS SHOWS AROUND OUR CITY THIS WEEKEND:

http://thingstodo.msn.com/search?st=any&swhat=fireworks&swhere=&swhen&gt1=24000

 


GENE SIMMONS (THE DEMON FROM KISS) THINKS ADAM LAMBERT (THE VAMPIRE FROM IDOL) IS FINISHED.


WHEN TALKING ABOUT ADAM LAMBERT, GENE SIMMONS OF KISS SAYS HE THINKS LAMBERT KISSED HIS CAREER GOODBYE WHEN HE STARTED TALKING ABOUT BEING GAY!

SIMMONS SAYS 'NO ONE REALLY CARES ABOUT HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCES.....NOW THAT HE TOOK THE ATTENTION OFF HIS MUSICAL ABILITIES, HE'S DONE. HE ALSO ALIENATED A HUGE PART OF HIS FAN BASE! THE MASSES DON'T LIVE IN L.A. THEY LIVE IN WISCONSIN AND NEBRASKA, AND YOU'RE ON CRACK IF YOU THINK THE SAME RULES APPLY THERE!'

 

 


FINAL PERFORMANCE


YOU CAN SEE MICHAEL JACKSON PRACTICE FOR HIS UPCOMING SHOWS JUST 2 DAYS BEFORE HIS DEATH:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/07/02/michael-jacksons-final-vi_n_225113.html

ACCORDING TO A CNN POLL, A LITTLE OVER HALF OF AMERICANS ASKED SAY THAT THEY ARE MICHAEL JACKSON FANS. 51% SAID THEY ARE, WHILE 49% SAID THEY ARE NOT.

THE YOUNGER GENERATION (UNDER 50) SAY THEY LIKED JACKSON'S MUSIC WHILE THOSE OVER 50 'DIDN'T GET' HIM.

  

 


THIS JUST IN: CELL PHONES ARE POPULAR. VERY POPULAR!


WHAT WOULD YOU SACRIFICE FOR A WEEK BEFORE GIVING UP YOUR CELL PHONE?

BEST BUY ASKED, AND THIS IS WHAT AMERICA SAID:

6 OUT OF 10 OF US SAID BEER! THEY WOULD GIVE THAT UP FOR A WEEK BEFORE GIVING UP THEIR CELL PHONE! (OBVIOUSLY MILWAUKEE WAS NOT ASKED TO JOIN THIS SURVERY....)

3 OUT OF 10 SAID 'TAKE THE TV BEFORE MY CELL PHONE!'

2 OUT OF 10 SAID THEY WOULD RATHER EAT BREAD AND WATER FOR A WEEK RATHER THAN GIVE UP THE CELL PHONE FOR A WEEK.

AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, 1 OUT OF 10 SAID THEY WOULD RATHER HAVE THEIR TEETH DRILLED BY A DENTIST BEFORE GIVING UP THEIR CELL PHONE!!

 


MOOOOOOVE OVER BUTTER COW!


THE NEW ATTRACTION AT THIS YEAR'S IOWA STATE FAIR IS THE BUTTER JACKSON!!!

THIS SUMMER'S FAIR PLANS TO SHOWCASE THE FAMOUS BUTTER COW RIGHT ALONGSIDE A SCULPTURE OF MICHAEL JACKSON- ALSO MADE OF BUTTER. THE SCULPTURE WILL SHOW THE POP STAR DOING THE MOONWALK.

JACKSON DID PLAY THE IA. STATE FAIR IN 1971 WHEN HE WAS 13.

 


FIRST WACKO EMERGES FROM LONDON


HER NAME IS NONA PARIS LOLA ANKHESENAMUN JACKSON AND SHE'S JUST A GIRL WHO CLAIMS THAT SHE IS THE ONE.....

A SUIT HAS BEEN FILED IN THE L.A. COUNTY COURTHOUSE STATING THAT SHE IS MICHAEL JACKSON'S WIFE AND SHE IS DEMANDING THAT ALL OF JACKSON'S PROPERTIES, MONEY AND ASSETS BE TRANSFERRED IMMEDIATELY TO HER ACCOUNT. SHE ALSO WANTS THE BODY OF MICHAEL JACKSON. AND THE KIDS. SHE SAYS THEY ARE ALL HERS, HERS, HERS! 

THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO EVIDENCE THAT SHE WAS OR IS MARRIED TO JACKSON. LET THE GAMES BEGIN! 


R.I.P. LT. MIKE STONE


ACTOR KARL MALDEN DIED YESTERDAY AT THE AGE OF 97.

REMEMBERED MOST FOR HIS ROLE AS LIEUTENANT MIKE STONE ON 'THE STREETS OF SAN FRANCISCO', HE ALSO HAD A FULL MOVIE CAREER AS WELL.

WE'LL MISS YOU MALDEN!


HOT PIC OF THE DAY (PT 1)


AL FRANKEN SAYS:

"I'M GOOD ENOUGH.....I'M SMART ENOUGH.....AND DOGGONE IT, PEOPLE LIKE ME!"


HOT PIC OF THE DAY (PT 2)


REV AL SHARPTON GETS DOWN AT THE APOLLO LAST NIGHT....


THE FOLLOWING CELEBRITIES ARE NOT DEAD.


CONTRARY TO THE INTERNET (WHO 'KILLED OFF' SEVERAL CELEBRITIES LAST WEEK) THE FOLLOWING  ACTORS/ PERFORMERS ARE ALIVE AND WELL AND BREATHING, THANK YOU VERY MUCH:

-HARRISON FORD

-JEFF GOLDBLUM

-GEORGE CLOONEY

-BRITNEY SPEARS

-80S POP STAR RICK ASTLEY

WE WILL CONTINUE TO KEEP YOU POSTED ON WHO IS ACTUALLY DEAD AND WHO IS NOT.


MICHAEL JACKSON, CONT.


TMZ IS REPORTING THAT THE WILL HAS BEEN FOUND AND READ..

ACCORDING TO THE WALL STREET JOURNAL, HIS 3 CHILDREN, MOTHER KATHARINE AND A COUPLE CHARITIES ARE TO BENEFIT FROM HIS ESTATE.

NOTHING FOR PAPA JOE.

 

IN OTHER NEWS BILLBOARD.COM HAS LISTED THE TOP 12 NUMBER ONE HITS OF JACKSON'S. WHICH IS YOUR FAVE?

12- I JUST CAN'T STOP LOVING YOU

11- BEN

10- BAD

9-   DIRTY DIANA

8-  THE WAY YOU MAKE ME FEEL

7-  YOU ARE NOT ALONE

6-  DON'T STOP TILL YOU GET ENOUGH

5-  ROCK WITH YOU

4-  BLACK OR WHITE

3-  MAN IN THE MIRROR

2-  BEAT IT

AND THE #1 ALL-TIME BEST SONG OF JACKSON---- BILLIE JEAN 

 

 


FROM THIS DAY FORWARD, IT'S KNOWN SIMPLY AS 'THE POSTER'.


IT'S VALUE HAS GONE UP.

IT'S EBAY PRICE HAS INCREASED.

IT IS NOW THE #1 MOST RECOGNIZABLE POSTER TODAY.


LIL' ANGIE JOLIE...


OUT ON DVD TODAY, JOLIE'S FIRST MOVIE EVER AT AGE 5!

SHE CO-STARRED WITH ANN-MARGARET

AND HER REAL LIFE DAD, JON VOIGHT,

 IN 'LOOKIN' TO GET OUT'.

SEE HER 5 YR OLD SCENE.

http://www.nypost.com/seven/06292009/news/nationalnews/new_life_for_jolie_flick_at_5_176629.htm

ADORABLE!


FIGHTING CAN BE WONDERFUL!


ACCORDING TO RELATIONSHIP EXPERTS, THERE ARE THINGS THAT ALL COUPLES SHOULD ARGUE ABOUT!

-MONEY

-CHORES

-HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND TOGETHER

EXPERTS ALSO SAY THAT YOU AND SWEETIE SHOULD ALSO 'DISCUSS' SUCH THINGS AS RAISING THE KIDS, HEALTH ISSUES AND SEX. THEY ADD THAT FOR THOSE COUPLES WHO INSIST 'OH, POOKIE AND I NEVER ARGUE!'   THEY SHOULD TRY IT! OTHERWISE THEY MAY NOT BE COMMUNICATING AT ALL.

    


WHAT ABOUT BUBBLES?


BUBBLES THE CHIMP IS ALIVE AND WELL AND LIVING AT THE 'CENTER FOR GREAT APES' IN FLORIDA. REPORTS SAY THAT TODAY BUBBLES IS QUITE ACTIVE, THROWS SAND WITH AMAZING ACCURACY AND IS VERY SENSITIVE. ALSO A LITTLE DRAMATIC. IF HE HAS SCRATCHED OR INJURED HIMSELF AT ALL, BUBBLES SHOWS IT ALL DAY LONG TO HIS CAREGIVERS AND ASKS FOR SYMPATHY.

BUBBLES IS ALSO A GREAT CAREGIVER HIMSELF, OFTEN TAKING CARE OF THE BABY CHIMPS AND LETTING THEM RIDE AROUND ON HIS BACK.

BUBBLES AND OTHER CHIMPS LIKE HIM CAN BE 'ADOPTED' (SORT OF..) FOR A FEE. 

WHEN MAKING A $150 DONATION, YOU WILL RECEIVE AN ADOPTION CERTIFICATE, A PHOTO WITH BIO, AND MEMBERSHIP OF THE CHIMP SANCTUARY FOR ONE YEAR.

WHEN MAKING A $10, 000 DONATION, YOU BECOME AN EXCLUSIVE ADOPTIVE 'PARENT' FOR A YEAR AND HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO STAY OVER NIGHT ONCE ON THE SANCTUARY GROUNDS.

FOR INFO ON THE SANTUARY FOR CHIMPS, VISIT www.centerforgreatapes.org.

 


FINALLY!!! AN ANSWER! A REASON! SOMETHING!!


IT MAY TAKE YOU BACK MANY YEARS...

PERHAPS YOU'RE HAPPILY MARRIED BUT STILL CAN'T HELP BUT THINK....

WHY DIDN'T HE EVER CALL LIKE HE SAID HE WOULD?

FINALLY!!!

SLEEP AT NIGHT, LADIES, HERE IS THE LONG-AWAITED  ANSWER TO THE MOST FRUSTRATING  QUESTION EVER:

WHY HASN'T HE CALLED? 

http://lifestyle.msn.com/relationships/articleglamourmatch.aspx?cp-documentid=19480585&gt1=32023

 

 


JT TO FILL IN FOR MJ


A FEW ARTISTS HAVE BEEN APPROACHED TO FILL IN THE TOURING DATES LEFT BY MICHAEL JACKSON. 

JACKSON'S LONDON PERFORMANCES COULD BE REPLACED WITH TRIBUTE CONCERTS FROM MANY ARTISTS, INCLUDING TIMBERLAKE, COLDPLAY AND TAKETHAT, TO NAME A FEW.  


THOUSANDS AND THOUSANDS OF TRIBUTES...THIS IS JUST ONE.


REMEMBER HEARING ABOUT THE 1500 PRISONERS ON AN ISLAND IN THE PHILLIPINES WHO ORGANIZED, PRACTICED AND DANCED TO 'THRILLER' SO FANTASTICALLY? HERE THEY ARE AGAIN, PAYING A FINAL TRIBUTE TO THE KING OF POP:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OK25cfzdTTg&feature=haxa_popt00us00


WHY WE HATE SCHOOL....


ACCORDING TO STUDIES (NO PUN INTENDED)....GYM CLASS IS THE MOST HORRID MEMORY OF ALL FOR WOMEN!

BULLYING WAS THE 2ND WORST MEMORY OF SCHOOL DAYS, AND A WHOPPING 75%  OF LADIES SAID THAT THE OLD SAYING 'SCHOOL DAYS ARE THE BEST DAYS OF YOUR LIFE!' DISAGREED, SAYING THEY WERE THE WORST! 

DO YOU AGREE?


WHAT ARE THE ODDS THAT YOU WILL GET DIVORCED?


FIND OUT!

TAKE THE TEST BELOW: GOOD LUCK!

http://www.divorce360.com/content/divorcecalcresults.aspx


CHECKLIST:


THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU HAVE KIDS:

http://www.marcandangel.com/2008/08/25/70-things-to-do-before-having-children/

HOW MANY HAVE YOU DONE??


WARNING: ONE BROWNIE WILL TAKE APPROX. 7.3 MINUTES OFF YOUR LIFE (THEY'RE THAT RICH & DANGEROUS!)


BY POPULAR DEMAND: CV'S KILLER BROWNIE RECIPE (READ ABOVE WARNING)

 1 BAG KRAFT CARAMELS

1 BOX GERMAN CHOC. CAKE MIX

1 CUP WALNUTS (OPTIONAL: I DON'T USE THEM....)

1 8 OZ CAN CARNATION EVAPORATED MILK

3/4 CUP BUTTER (MELTED)

3/4 CUP CHOCOLATE CHIPS

DIRECTIONS:

PREHEAT OVEN TO 350. 

MELT CARAMELS WITH 1/3 CUP EVAPORATED MILK. 

COMBINE CAKE MIX, 1/3 CUP EVAP. MILK, BUTTER AND NUTS. THEN PRESS 1/2 OF THIS MIXTURE IN A 9/13/2 PAN.

BAKE FOR 6 MINUTES AND REMOVE FROM OVEN. SPRINKLE WITH CHIPS AND THEN SPREAD CARAMEL MIX OVER TOP. CRUMBLE REMAINING MIXTURE OVER TOP . BAKE THIS AT 350 FOR 15- 18 MINUTES.